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    November 15th, 2010

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    If you want to have sex, you’ll have to come down from the ceiling.

    Seen 11:08PM UTC January 30th, on Tumblr.

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    Traps



    Traps

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    The world seems to be coming to a close... Do the sharks have bees in their mouthes?

    The world seems to be coming to a close... Do the sharks have bees in their mouthes? Seen 09:20PM UTC January 20th, on Tumblr.

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    Sheila regrets the passionate night she spent with a handsome...



    Sheila regrets the passionate night she spent with a handsome ostrich she met on her trip to Paris.

    Seen 08:47PM UTC January 20th, on Tumblr.

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    As everything else had faild, it was the human race’s last...



    As everything else had faild, it was the human race’s last hope that paper really did beat rock.

    Seen 08:46PM UTC January 20th, on Tumblr.

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    An awesome song from a friend of mine Michael Shaver.



    An awesome song from a friend of mine Michael Shaver.

    Seen 08:36PM UTC January 16th, on Tumblr.

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    Hahaha “Maybe I come down, uh, maybe I dawnt”



    Hahaha “Maybe I come down, uh, maybe I dawnt”

    Seen 04:58PM UTC January 15th, on Tumblr.

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    Another great SMBC.



    Another great SMBC.

    Seen 04:31PM UTC January 15th, on Tumblr.

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    Intelligent use case.



    Intelligent use case.

    Seen 05:30PM UTC January 13th, on Tumblr.

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    Good beats… and BOOBIES! Happy hangover day kids!



    Good beats… and BOOBIES!

    Happy hangover day kids!

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    If you're in Chicago, and into coffee, this one is well worth some attention: Home Barista Class by Buzz http://tinyurl.com/23g5eqt

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